Humpty Dumped
Police in Madison, Wisconsin are searching for a stolen statue depicting Humpty Dumpty sitting on a toilet.
Cops say the bronze sculpture, titled Dumpty Humpty, was stolen from a vendor's booth at an art fair and is worth and estimated $1,400. The vendor says she noticed a couple of men hanging around the booth and after she stepped away for a short while, she noticed it was gone.
Police say they have surveillance footage showing the theft.
Scott's Thoughts and Dad Jokes:
- Had Humpty been sitting on a wall instead of a toilet, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
- The police have called on all the king's horses and all the king's men to assist in the search.
- Who thinks to make a sculpture of Humpty Dumpty on the toilet?
- It's certainly one of a kind.