After receiving calls of a naked man running in and out of several businesses in downtown Lewiston, Pennsylvania, officers responded to the area to apprehend him. However, the man, who has not been named, dove into a nearby canal, trying to get away. That’s when things got really hairy. It took almost two dozen rescue workers to pull the 39-year-old out when he was unable to climb a ladder to a bridge. Authorities ended up having to airlift him to the walkway using a rescue sled. The streaker was then transported to the hospital to monitor his condition. Cops say it’s not their first time interacting with this man.
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Drunk Driver Busted With Former British Prime Minister's Driver's License: Dutch Police pulled over a drunk driver on Sunday who happened to have British Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s driver’s license. According to reports, cops pulled the guy over for a routine traffic stop and realized he was out of it on booze. That’s when they found the license, apparently issued in Ukraine, with Johnson’s date of birth, and former address at the famous 10 Downing Street. However, one red flag on the license was that it said it was valid until December 3000. So how did the driver come to procure this ID? According to someone on Twitter, these licenses can be bought in souvenir shops in Ukraine. She even claims they make ones for former German archchancellor Angela Merkel and Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy.