Woman Busted For Mailing Drugs To Prison Disguised As Attorney Letter: A woman in Michigan may be facing time behind bars after allegedly using fake attorney letters to smuggle drugs into Kent County Jail. Shannon Soltys, 51, sent the fake documents to an inmate, taking advantage of the attorney/client privilege. However, the case blew wide open when the inmate was no longer in jail and the documents were sent back to the attorney who never sent anything to the jail. The Kent Area Narcotics Team figured out that someone had been sending packages like these into the jail and traced it back to Soltys. Deputies say she now faces charges of smuggling contraband into a jail, as well as other drug-related charges.
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Woman Accused Of Going Number 2 On Chapel Alter: Officials have popped a pooper who did her business on a church altar over the weekend. Laura Miniard, 26, entered the Good Samaritan Hospital chapel in Cincinnati on Saturday and allegedly “went” right there on the alter. She then allegedly cleaned up with a cloth runner. Unfortunately, that’s not all. According to the criminal report, Miniard also allegedly spread her “stuff” all over the altar table with a picture she found inside the chapel. Though cops haven’t released a motive, Miniard now faces a charge of desecration and will appear in court on May 25th.