Octogenarian Busted For Stealing Condoms From Convenience Store: Police in Japan have arrested an 85-year-old (yes, 85 years old) man after allegedly stealing two packs of condoms from a convenience store in Gifu City. Authorities say a man named Ko Sasaki, who doesn’t seem to have an address or job on record, tried to leave the store without paying for the prophylactics around 11 am on Sunday. When the store manager, a woman in her 50s saw Sasaki take the condoms without paying the 2,000 yen, she stopped him at the door while a co-worker called the cops.
In other stupid criminal news....
Teen Nabbed For Breaking Into Dino Exhibit: A teenager has been arrested after breaking into and damaging parts of the Jurassic World Exhibition in Atlanta. Cops say the exhibit’s general manager reported four people breaking in overnight and damaging several areas, causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages. However, a security guard who arrived at 6:30 am the next day saw a trespasser still on the property. They were identified as Acauan Carvalho Van Deusen, who is 19 years old. He was arrested and charged with burglary. The other three vandals are still at large.