Driving School Employee Plows Through Front Of School Window: Oh, sweet irony…Turns out the driver who crashed into the front of a community driving school in Lakewood, Colorado on Tuesday is an employee at the “Learn to Drive” driving school. To make matters worse / funnier, the guy was apparently attempting to park, but instead accidentally drove through the building. Several people were able to dive out of the unexpected oncoming traffic so only one person ended up with a minor injury. Police cited the unnamed employee with a moving violation.
In other stupid criminal news....
Thief Steals Car, Registers It Nearby: Surveillance footage from the Sarasota Classic Car Museum in Florida busted someone on camera for taking a 1977 Porsche 911 Turbo which was valued at $250,000. The suspect, Daniel Boyce, was originally arrested for failing to appear for a grand theft auto charge, but he can now add a felony fraud charge after taking said 911 to be registered in the same neighborhood… not exactly a genius move. A search warrant of the suspect’s phone revealed a photo of a brown Porsche identical to the stolen 1977 Porsche 911 Turbo. Another photo showed a storage unit code and unit number and lo and behold, that’s where the car was found. The investigation continues while Boyce awaits arraignment in September.