Stupid Criminal News: Priest Arrested For Trafficking Viagra

Priest In Spain Popped For Trafficking Viagra: A priest in the Spanish Province of Extremadura has been arrested after allegedly selling Viagra and other aphrodisiacs. The priest and his partner were popped Monday at their home. The search also netted multiple substances that were ready to roll out for sale. An investigation started months ago when officials discovered the alleged sales of Viagra, among other things. The parish priest has been released on charges of trafficking harmful substances and will appear in court next month. The community’s diocese has released a statement saying it regrets the priest's actions "due to the pain, suffering, and scandal that these events entail". As for his partner, he’s still being held behind bars.

In other stupid criminal news...

Woman Gets Slapped For Kicking Dog Kennel At NYC Pet Store

A woman slapped a tourist in a New York City pet store over the weekend after the tourist was told to get out for kicking the puppy kennels. The incident occurred Saturday at Citipups when a woman was told to leave after harassing the dogs. But before she left, she attempted to smack the phone out of the hand of an employee who was recording her. Not done yet, the woman then began hurling things off the counter and then finished the assault by smacking a tourist who was in town from Texas. The unnamed suspect then spit at the victim. The customer who was assaulted filed a police report for assault. However, the NYPD said in an email that no arrest has been made as of yet.

And it gets even more stupider... (is that a word?)

Man Arrested Trying To Steal Bacon And Ammo From Walmart

What do you love with your bacon? For Pennsylvania’s John Lee Pittman, Jr., the answer to that question appears to be…ammo. Over this past weekend, Pittman was arrested under suspicion of loading up a shopping cart at his local Walmart store with “bacon, other meats, and boxes of shotgun ammo” and attempting to walk out of the store without paying for it. In total, the value of his alleged meat/ammo booty was reportedly over $1,100. Cops were able to take Pittman into custody, and he’s since been charged with theft, receiving stolen property, and possession of a firearm prohibited.

Source: WTAJ 


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