Fart Attack

A Florida woman has been locked up on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon after she threatened to stab a man who complained about her farting inside a Dollar General store.

37-year-old Shanetta Wilson was standing in the checkout line when she allegedly let one rip in the direction of a man standing behind her. The victim was not pleased with the unpleasant poof and expressed his disgust. Wilson apparently did not appreciate his objection, so she pulled out a knife and threatened to "gut" him. As she appeared to get ready to attack him, he walked away.

Police were called and they arrested Wilson, who has a lengthy rap sheet that includes battery, theft and drug possession. It's believed this is her first flatulence-related crime. (The Smoking Gun)

Scott's Thoughts:

  • It's just a fart. The guy should have kept his mouth shut.
  • Sometimes you can't help but rip one. Just apologize and say "excuse me."
  • This is why I stand at least a few feet behind someone in line.
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