A Florida man showed off an icky trigger finger after he grabbed a high-powered squirt gun and took aim at a woman walking by his house -- soaking her with his own urine!
Joel Benjamin took exception to the woman walking her dog in front of his residence, thinking she might be one of the many pet owners who allowed their pooches to do their business on his property. The 71-year-old scored a direct hit on the victim, who lives in the same condo complex, then went back into his place, where cops came knocking just a few minutes later.
Benjamin not only admitted to committing the act, but told cops he'd "do it again" if he had the opportunity. He was booked on a charge of misdemeanor battery, but no felonies, since cops said he "did not do bodily harm" to the victim. (Smoking Gun)