MEAT Me at the Altar

Meat Me at the Altar

A Florida woman who was arrested for attacking her boyfriend with a pork chop will not be prosecuted because the victim decided to drop the charges. Instead, he plans to marry her.

48-year-old Jennifer Brassard was arrested in February after she hit her boyfriend with a frozen pork chop, causing a bad cut under his eye. She was charged with domestic battery and ordered to stay away from him. But 54-year-old Richard Nicewicz misses his sweet little pork chop-thrower and wants to spend the rest of his life with her -- dodging flying cuts of meat.

Nicewicz wrote a letter to the court saying, “We are planning our wedding and she has a dog at our house she probably misses.” No wedding date has been announced yet. More on this story: (The Smoking Gun)

Scott's Thoughts:

  • Nobody wastes a perfectly good pork chop unless they're really angry.
  • He might want to encourage his fiancee to become a vegetarian. 
  • The good thing about getting hit in the eye with a frozen pork chop is that you can then use that frozen pork chop to keep the swelling down.

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