Holy Smoke!
A Florida man threw a real Hail Mary to avoid drug charges -- by telling cops he needed to smoke marijuana to prepare for the Second Coming.
Carlos Guillen caught the attention of patrolmen after a number of 911 callers complained about him loitering in a Vero Beach mall parking lot. When officers approached his vehicle and asked for his license, the 23-year-old handed over a vape pen loaded up with pot.
Guillen, who was also holding a half-full cup of cognac, told the deputies he needed to smoke wacky weed “to get himself ready because Jesus was returning," He faces disorderly conduct and drug possession charges. (Florida Man)