Copping a Feel in Cop Car
A pair of drunk Florida bicyclists got into even more trouble when they were thrown into the back of a cop car to sober up -- because they started going at it like rabbits as soon as the deputy turned his back.
Aaron Thomas and Megan Mondanaro were initially detained after an officer observed them weaving their bicycles in and out of traffic in the wee hours of the morning without using the lights required for bicycling after dark. Since both smelled strongly of alcohol, they were subjected to breathalyzer tests that showed them to be over the legal limit.
Neither resisted arrest, but they couldn't resist each other, either. The cop who prepared the arrest report wrote, “While I was outside of my patrol vehicle, Megan and Aaron took their clothes off and started to [get busy]. When I opened up the door to stop them, Aaron was naked and Megan had her pants down.” They were charged with public lewdness, and Thomas got hit with an extra theft charge for fleeing the cruiser with handcuffs dangling from one of his wrists. (Miami Herald)