Joyride Plan is Derailed


Joyride Plan is Derailed

Police in Florida are looking for the suspect or suspects who broke into a parked locomotive and took it on a joyride.

Deputies say the break-in was discovered by the Florida Central Railroad on Monday when they noticed that the train had been moved and two switches were broken. It's believed the suspect or suspects may have climbed into the locomotive through a window and put it into drive. The little joyride caused about $60,000 in damages and now police are asking for help in finding the suspects. More Here: (WTLV-TV)

Scott's Thoughts:

  • If they catch the culprit, he may go to jail... all the live long day. (Scott's Dad Joke)
  • Whoever did this probably has a criminal track record.(Another Dad Joke from Scott)
  • How was this person even able to put the train in motion? Did he have some prior training? 
  • Maybe this guy was just blowing off steam (and... yeah. You know.)