WEIRD NEWS: Saw & Order
A Pennsylvania man was standing in his garage when he was visited by police officers investing the theft of chainsaws. It was very unfortunate timing for him as he happened to be surrounded by chainsaws.
Cops questioned him about the chainsaws, and as he grew more and more nervous, they knew they had the right guy. 31-year-old Nathaniel Gibbons is accused of stealing at least seven chainsaws from tree-trimming trucks, totaling more than $3000. He's also accused of stealing a generator and thousands of rounds of ammunition from another garage. Gibbons was arrested and is facing a slew of theft charges. (WTAJ-TV)
- Well that was an easy investigation.
- Was he going to sell them, or start his own tree-cutting business?
- Well, the chainsaws did sayStihl on them. So that's what he did. (Dad joke)