Pizza! Pizza! Paddle! Paddle!
A Maryland man got a little too saucy when lodging a complaint at his local Papa John's -- by grabbing a pizza paddle and spanking the counter-person over some missing toppings.
Herbert Harris was cheesed off about a lack of garlic sauce and hot peppers, so he climbed behind the counter and began chasing employee Robert Klein around the store, hitting him with the paddle. Klein eventually decided to respond, grabbing what's described as a "pizza spear" and jabbing it into his attacker's stomach.
When cops arrived at the pizza joint, Harris was holding a T-shirt to a stab wound in his stomach. He was taken to a local hospital for “treatment of non-life-threatening injuries,” then charged with misdemeanor assault. (Smoking Gun)