Have a Wal-Martini!
A Florida man poured himself a big glass of trouble by wandering around a Wal-Mart casually sipping a Smirnoff Ice while trying to steal some of the harder stuff for his trip home.
Cops were called to the Sebastian location of the big box store after a security guard spotted James John Perez having his own personal happy hour in the aisles. The 42-year-old was carrying a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice, while sipping from one half-empty can. He was also wearing a pair of pants he was planning to walk out with, and carrying the scissors he used to cut away the anti-theft device.
Perez also had his pockets filled with other merchandise, including a pocket knife and other miscellaneous items. He was handcuffed after growing agitated with officers on the scene. (Sebastian Daily)