Escapee Considered Armored and Not Dangerous
A zoo in Sacramento, California is sounding an alarm, or an alarmadillo, about an escaped animal on the loose.
Officials at the Sacramento Zoo say an armadillo named Josephine somehow got loose Thursday morning and they haven't been able to locate her. Officials say Josephine is 18 inches long and weighs 12 pounds. Most importantly, she is friendly with people and not a threat to humans or pets. Officials are asking anyone who happens to see her strolling around town, or rolling around in a ball, to contact the zoo. (KTXL-TV)
Scott's Thoughts and Dad Jokes:
- If you see a stray armadillo, stay calmadillo.
- Hope and pray for Josephine's safe return.
- She's probably out there digging holes and eating insects. Living the life.
- She may have painted her face blue and shouting FREEEEEEEDOOOM!