Authorities in Poland are trying to track down a vandal who can best be described as seasonal, festive, and evergreen.
Police say a man dressed as a Christmas tree slashed the tires of 21 vehicles belonging to a meat warehouse. A spokesperson for the warehouse says the man was captured on surveillance camera loitering around the facility and then covering himself in branches taken from nearby pine trees. He's then seen cutting a hole in the fence, walking into the parking lot, and puncturing tires on the vehicles. Police have released the video footage in the hopes that someone will recognize the coniferous criminal. (Notes From Poland)
Scott's Thoughts and Dad Jokes:
- At least he's in the Christmas spirit, sort of.
- It's a brilliant disguise. It's not like anyone is going to call the police and say, "I recognize that tree."
- That's how you "spruce up" your costume.