Wedding Venue Owner Chases Everyone Out Of Wedding Reception With A Gun: A Florida couple’s wedding reception ended in a way no one was expecting. The two had rented a venue until 11:30, but a worker with the company that owns the venue told them to close the reception down early to avoid noise complaints. The couple refused, and Miguel Rodriguez Albisu, who was said to be the owner, showed up a few minutes later and allegedly started putting a pistol to people’s heads and demanding they leave. He’s been charged with nine counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, and the newly-married couple has a story to tell for the rest of their lives.
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Least-Surprising News Award: Man Who Calls Himself ‘Dolphin Dave’ Cited For Harassing Dolphins In Hawaii: From the “probably should have seen this coming” department, a man from Maui, Hawaii who calls himself “Dolphin Dave” was cited by the Hawaii Department of Land and Natural Resources for allegedly harassing a humpback whale and, you guessed it, dolphins inside a state historical park. 65-year-old David Jimenez was cited for violating two Hawaii Administrative Rules protecting the creatures and told officers that he’s “not going to stop swimming with whales and dolphins.”