Hotel Guest Wakes Up To Hotel Manager Sucking His Toes: A hotel manager in Tennessee has been arrested for entering a guest’s room in the middle of the night and sucking his toes. According to Nashville police, David Neal, who’s 52 years old, made himself a room key and snuck into the victim’s room around 5 am on March 30th. The guest then claims to have woken up with his toes in Neal’s mouth. Neal told police that he had entered the room because he smelled smoke and wanted to make sure the guest was OK. However, neither the victim nor the other guests reported smelling smoke of any kind. Neal was arrested at his home on Friday and charged with aggravated burglary and assault and is currently being held in jail on a $27,000 bond.
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High School Student Sends Peers To Hospital After Using Fart Spray: A teen in Texas is in deep doo-doo after the “fart spray” he brought to school ended up sending his fellow high school students to the hospital. After six kids ended up in the hospital and with at least others getting sick, a student, who hasn’t been named, has finally fessed up to spraying the putrid smell around the school. The gag toy that “creates a smell like real poo and fake vomit” also forced the school to shut down for the rest of the week as first responders combed the property in search of a gas or sewer leak. Though the school doesn’t believe the student acted alone, the principal stated that the school district “will address [the incident] to the fullest extent of the Student Code of Conduct and the laws of the State of Texas.”