A son's hilariously-honest obituary for his late father has gone viral.
60-year-old James Loveless of Kentucky recently passed away after battling a variety of illnesses for the past several years, and his son says he will be "moderately missed." The task of writing the obituary fell on his son, Rocky Loveless, who needed a little help as he'd never written an obituary before. He was advised to just write about his dad an keep it honest -- so he did. He remembered his father as "a gluttonous eater of fried foods and snack cakes, as well as the occasional chili cheese dog," adding, "James tried in vain to give up the ghost by clogging his arteries and having a stroke in 2015."
Rocky continued, "We don't know if he was married, but he definitely was a lady's man. There was Kathy, Mary Lou, Tammy, Debra, Carrie, Tina, etc., etc. We think he might even have some females waiting for him on the other side. Jamie loved his family more than anything else in the world...except ice-cold Busch (beer), room-temperature Busch, T-bones, New York strip, prime rib, shrimp, swimming, poker, hatch-back Mustang GTs, tank-tops, Kentucky Men's basketball, and his personal copy of Eddie Murphy's Raw." In addition to his family, the obituary says James also leaves behind a pair of old boxers which have "Buttweiser the King of Rears" printed on the design.