If there's a Doritos factory in Greece, it'd be wise to keep the doors locked after hungry sheep broke into a greenhouse and ate 600 pounds of medical marijuana.
As if excessive heat and devastating floods this summer in Greece didn't make things difficult enough for the owners of a legal cannabis facility, they had to contend with a flock of sheep that crashed through the greenhouse and went all Cheech and Chong on the enormous stash. When their shepherd later found them, he noticed they were behaving strangely and "jumping higher than goats, which never happens."
The owner of the farm told the press, "I don't know if it's for laughing or crying. We had the heatwave, and we lost a lot of production. We had the floods, we lost almost everything. And now this... The herd entered the greenhouse and ate what was left. I don't know what to say, honestly." (Newsweek)
Scott's Thoughts and Dad Jokes:
- You thought they were hungry before?
- Talk about greener pastures.
- You can't let sheep get into your stash. That's real baaaaaaaad.