Today may be Halloween, but the holidays are quickly approaching and Goop is ready to help you with your shopping. Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand has just come out with their annual Goop Holiday Gift Guide. It’s broken down into 10 themed categories based on who the gifts are for, featuring names like “The Wellness,” “The Under $100,” “The Forward-to-Your-SO,” and “The Ridiculous but Awesome.”
The guides feature all kinds of over the top items, as usual, including:
- Hand-Painted Tulip Vase Pyramid ($16,752)
- Spicy Margarita Book Clutch ($1,980)
- Johnstons of Elgin children's blanket ($450)
- Louis Vuitton Baby Wardrobe Trunk ($73,000)
- Deep Sleep Magnesium Bath Salts ($58)
- Caviar Ornament ($25)
- Beach LT Foldable Kayak ($1,999)
- Art Deco Escargot Picks In A Glass Snail Holder ($567)
- Rolex Daytona 40mm Model 16520 ($28,495)
- 14k gold Kiki Handcuff Wristlets ($250.00)
- LELO Inez 24k Gold G-Spot Vibrator ($15,000)
- The Prim Sex Pillow ($195)
- Poppies and Crane Backgammon Set ($14,580)
- Island Rental in Fiji ($39,500 a night, minimum 3 nights)
- Chanel Roller Skates ($5,125)
- Street 53-Piece Street Bar Cart by Jan Johansson ($10,000)
- Tracy Anderson Mymode workout Home Gym ($2,629)
- Zero-G Experience ($9,070)
Source: Goop
Scott's Thoughts:
- So how many nights do you want to stay on the island in Fiji at almost $40-thousand a night?
- Don’t all kids need a $73-thousand designer trunk for traveling to Grandma’s this Christmas?
- They might as well call this the "Pretentious People Holiday Gift Guide."