Guy Crashes Through Store, Has A Beer With Employees Before Arrest: A man in Tulsa, Oklahoma decided to go out with a bang this weekend after he allegedly smashed the beer coolers at a local QuikTrip convenience store and made off with the drinks before allegedly driving his SUV into a grocery store. Things got even weirder when the suspect, who authorities later identified as Jose Silverio, stopped to drink a beer and chat with store employees before officers arrived to arrest him. Meanwhile, the cherry on the sundae is a picture snapped of the suspect as he’s being arrested, showing him with an effortless, jovial grin. Silverio was charged with felony vandalism and petit larceny. Additional charges regarding the crash, and whether he was under the influence at the time, are also being looked into.
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Passenger Popped After Jumping Out Plane Emergency Door, Running Down Tarmac: A passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight was arrested in New Orleans Sunday night after allegedly jumping out one of the emergency hatches and running down on the tarmac at the Louis Armstrong Airport. The plane was still parked at the terminal when the guy made his escape, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. The unnamed man, who jumped out of the over-the-wing hatch which sits about six feet off the ground, was taken to a hospital for evaluation. The case has been referred to federal authorities. A spokesperson for the Airport confirmed the chaos, saying, "There was an incident yesterday evening involving a Southwest Airlines passenger's unauthorized deplaning of the aircraft. Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office responded to the incident."