A spaghetti dinner is all fine and dandy…until the pasta starts getting hurled at a loved one. In Florida, 41-year-old Anthony Fiacco stands accused of domestic battery after allegedly hurling a plate of spaghetti at his mother. The 61-year-old victim reportedly was living with Fiacco at the time and the propelled pasta came after the two had a “verbal argument that turned physical.” A police report confirms that “the spaghetti made contact with the victim, who had spaghetti sauce in her hair.” Fiacco reportedly fled from the house once cops arrived and was eventually found “hiding behind a bush in the backyard.”
Source: The Smoking Gun
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Dentist Slapped With Charge Of Battery With A Burrito
Florida seems to be the place for fights with food these days. In St. Petersburg, 34-year-old dentist Dr. Esha Persad reportedly got into an argument over “getting her husband Taco Bell and McDonald’s for his birthday.” At around 12:20 am, Persad “allegedly threw a soft-shell taco” at her 35-year-old husband…aka The Birthday Boy…striking him “in the right side of the face.” When a patrolman arrived at the scene, “the burrito was still on the victim’s face,” presumably not to disturb the chain of evidence. The man was not said to be injured by the burrito-turned-weapon. Persad has been charged with domestic battery.
Source: The Smoking Gun