John Rossiter was eagerly awaiting an Amazon delivery of guitar tuners that he was expecting. When the package arrived, what he found when he reached inside was much crappier. Rossiter says that he opened up the package, the room was dark, and he’d just gotten home from work. He cut it open and reached inside, realizing only then that he’d received a package of poop…and it was now all over his hand. What was equally confusing to Rossiter was that he’d actually received the tuners the day before, but this new poop package had the same tracking number. When reached for comment, Amazon said they're currently “investigating the matter,” but they “don’t believe the package was dropped off by someone delivering on Amazon’s behalf.”
Source: KOAA