A dookie-laden scandal has rocked the Oklahoma State Fair. It all started during what was dubbed the “Stinkin’ Sentra” competition. That’s where four contestants load themselves into a 2024 Nissan Sentra starting at 11:00 am on Thursday of last week, knowing they weren’t allowed to leave, with the exception of a bathroom break every three hours, and the remnants of any food eaten would have to remain in the car with them. On Sunday, Brian Richmond was declared the winner, but runner-up Chris Deschner claimed that there was something stinky about how Richmond won the contest. On Facebook, Deschner dropped the hot poop on how Richmond allegedly scooped out a cup of doody from a Porta-Potty and brought it into the car…essentially stinking Descher out to claim the victory. According to Deschner, contest organizers admitted that rules were broken, but still declined to disqualify Richmond.
Source: KOCO
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Philly Fan Pleads Guilt To Making Fantasy-Football Related Bomb Threat
It certainly appears that Philadelphia’s Matthew Gabriel might be suffering from issues far greater than taking his fantasy football a tad too seriously. According to a memo from the U.S. Department of Justice, the 25-year-old pleaded guilty to “two counts of interstate and foreign communication of a threat to injure.” It all stemmed from an “online disagreement with a member of his fantasy football chat group.”
- Gabriel reportedly discovered that the person he’d had the disagreement with was going to “study abroad in Norway”
- So, Gabriel “submitted an anonymous tip through the internet to the Norwegian Police Security Service” that the person he disagreed with planned to carry out a mass shooting in Norway
- The FBI wasted “hundreds of man-hours investigating the tip,” and during an interview, Gabriel later admitted that he’d made it up
- Then, Gabriel contacted the University of Iowa claiming that a member of his fantasy football chat group was planning a bombing at the school, knowing full well that the member in question had no plans to do any such thing…basically committing another hoax while being prosecuted for the first hoax
Gabriel is now facing a maximum five-year prison sentence, three years of supervised release, a $250K fine, and a $100 assessment…and somehow banning him from playing fantasy football again wouldn’t hurt, either.
Source: Department of Justice