Crime doesn't get much more Canadian than a man arrested for driving a Zamboni while drunk.
A man in Quebec was busted for driving the ice-cleaning machine on a rink and crashing into the boards. He was also dressed as a kangaroo with a hood over his head. Video of the incident was captured by a camera inside the ice rink. It shows what appears to be a referee skating on the ice and keeping an eye on the driver, possibly recognizing that he was three sheets of ice to the wind. (Blades of Steel)
The driver, who has not been identified, was arrested and his driver's license has been suspended.