“Semi-professional paranormal investigator” Johnny Turnip has unleashed some huge news to Wales’ Abergavenny Chronicle. According to Turnip’s extensive research, he claims to have learned that “machines wearing flesh suits” are walking among us. Turnip has also issued this warning…he says that the robots disguised as humans are “using their steel-trap minds to plot the downfall of humanity.” Reportedly, Turnip made his discovery after being unemployed and directed to a local job club. It was there that he realized that Mike, his job coach, was really a “cyborg on a mission to harvest my unique knowledge and skill set for the benefit of AI.” You’ve been warned.
Source: Abergavenny Chronicle