Pitchforks and Panties!
Cops in an Ontario town had to stick a fork in a woman and tell her she was done -- after she tried to stick them with a large pitchfork while rampaging in her undies.
The woman, whose name was not released, went off the rails in the apartment she shares with her brother, breaking glasses and dishes, and throwing a vacuum cleaner at his head when he tried to calm her down. When he called 911, she fled the scene wearing nothing but a bra and panties -- and carrying a pitchfork for protection.
Patrolmen in the area managed to find the woman, described as “under the influence of crystal methamphetamine,” trying to hide in a small children's wading pool.
More here: (Ottawa Sun)