WEIRD NEWS: Nude Rage
A naked woman was arrested in Ocala, Florida after she tried to destroy two restaurants.
Cops say 53-year-old Tina Kindred walked topless into a Mojo Grill and started banging on tables and windows and breaking bottles. She then left in a car and drove over to an Outback Steakhouse where she again went on a naked rampage, this time throwing bottles from the bar. When police arrived, she threw bottles at officers and refused to comply, so they Tased her and placed her under arrest. She was then taken to a hospital for treatment.
The told police she was angry with Mojo Grill because they wouldn't serve her, and admitted that she went to Outback because she wanted to destroy the bar. More here: (Ocala-News)
Scott's Thoughts and Dad Jokes:
- Can't imagine why they wouldn't serve her. Was it because she was topless and crazy? Maybe.
- When I go to Outback I expect to see breasts and ribs, but they're usually grilled and covered in sauce.
- Remember the tagline: "Outback, no rules just right?" Well, there are some rules. For instance, you can't show up naked and destroy the place.
- She just needed a Bloomin' Onion. It's hard to be angry when you have a Bloomin' Onion.