CHEESE PANTS ARE A REAL THING
We've heard of cheesecloth ... but cheese cargo pants?
The Oregon-based cheese brand Tillamook is marking National Cheddar Day -- a holiday the company invented -- on February 13th by selling Tillamook Party Pants. The cheddar-orange drawstring cargo pants cost $35 and "come complete with removable, insulated pockets that double as a cheddar-toting clutch or wristlet."
The company also has a few other items in its Cheddar Collection, including a Snacky Koozy, which can keep beer and cheese well insulated, and their 40-pound Mother Loaf block of cheddar. All the items go on sale February 1st through the company's website.