Wedding Venue Owner Chases Everyone Out Of Wedding Reception With A Gun: A Florida coupleâs wedding reception ended in a way no one was expecting. The two had rented a venue until 11:30, but a worker with the company that owns the venue told them to close the reception down early to avoid noise complaints. The couple refused, and Miguel Rodriguez Albisu, who was said to be the owner, showed up a few minutes later and allegedly started putting a pistol to peopleâs heads and demanding they leave. Heâs been charged with nine counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, and the newly-married couple has a story to tell for the rest of their lives.
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Least-Surprising News Award: Man Who Calls Himself âDolphin Daveâ Cited For Harassing Dolphins In Hawaii: From the âprobably should have seen this comingâ department, a man from Maui, Hawaii who calls himself âDolphin Daveâ was cited by the Hawaii Department of Land and Natural Resources for allegedly harassing a humpback whale and, you guessed it, dolphins inside a state historical park. 65-year-old David Jimenez was cited for violating two Hawaii Administrative Rules protecting the creatures and told officers that heâs ânot going to stop swimming with whales and dolphins.â