Man Arrested For Slapping His Wife In The Face With A Slice Of Pizza: Saying in their report that the crime scene was “sauce splattered,” police responded to a “911 hang-up” call in Marion County, Florida and found 39-year-old Ortelio Alfonso, who said he had a “verbal altercation” with his spouse. The victim told a different story and accused her husband of slapping her “in the left side of the face” with a slice of pizza. After being read his rights, Alfonso reportedly admitted hitting his wife with the pizza slice, and was taken to jail on a misdemeanor battery count. What was the disagreement about? According to the wife, they were arguing about disciplining their son.
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Superior Court Judge Charged With “Super Extreme DUI”: Yes, that’s not just a sensationalist name for her charge. A county superior court judge in Arizona, Cele Hancock, faces four counts of DUI, including one count of Super Extreme DUI, which is what you’re charged with in Arizona when you register a blood alcohol content reading of .20 or higher. She was found sitting in her vehicle at a Safeway, and officers watched her drive away, where she was immediately pulled over. When they were reading her the implied consent affidavit while she was being processed, she reportedly replied, “Sure, it does not matter. My career is already over.” Two breath samples taken registered BAC readings of .219 and .214.Superior Court Judge Charged With “Super Extreme DUI”: Yes, that’s not just a sensationalist name for her charge. A county superior court judge in Arizona, Cele Hancock, faces four counts of DUI, including one count of Super Extreme DUI, which is what you’re charged with in Arizona when you register a blood alcohol content reading of .20 or higher. She was found sitting in her vehicle at a Safeway, and officers watched her drive away, where she was immediately pulled over. When they were reading her the implied consent affidavit while she was being processed, she reportedly replied, “Sure, it does not matter. My career is already over.” Two breath samples taken registered BAC readings of .219 and .214.