Man Pulls Machete After Karaoke Request Denied: A man in Florida has been arrested after allegedly pulling an 18-inch machete at a bar after being denied an opportunity to sing another song at karaoke. Police responded to a call at Kennedys Lamp Post Tavern Sunday afternoon where they found 39-year-old Travis Jordan, stumbling around and smelling of alcohol. A woman at the scene says she eventually coaxed the machete out of Jordan’s hand. According to the report, someone on the bar staff then hid the weapon and called 9-1-1 as “everyone started freaking out.” Deputies say Jordan faces a breach of peace due to a disorderly conduct charge.
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Man Arrested After Stealing School Bus, Car With Dead Deer Inside: A man was arrested in Pennsylvania after leading police on not one, but two chases involving a stolen car with a dead deer inside a school bus. Pennsylvania State Police stopped Tony Saunders for the first time on Tuesday as part of a burglary investigation from the day before. When cops spotted stolen merch and a dead deer in the trunk, Saunders sped off, driving through a chain link fence. Then later Tuesday morning, police were notified of a stolen school bus in the area. Officers found the bus in a parking lot and tried to stop it. Officers say the driver ran into a wooded area while stripping his clothes off. Saunders faces charges of attempting to elude officers, evading arrest or detention on foot, recklessly endangering another person, trespass by motor vehicle, fleeing, receiving stolen property, resisting arrest, and reckless driving.