Elderly Woman Writes Apology Note After Robbing Banks

Elderly Woman Writes Apology Note After Robbing Banks: A 78-year-old woman has been arrested for robbing a bank in Missouri. Bonnie Gooch is accused of passing a note to a teller that read, “I need 13,000 small bills” and then slamming her hand down on the counter and telling them not to count the money and "just give it to her." Gooch then allegedly passed another note that said, "Thank you sorry I didn't mean to scare you.” Cops caught up with the one-woman Bonnie and Clyde at a nearby parking lot where they found money scattered all over the car, which police say smelled of alcohol. Gooch, who has two prior bank robberies convictions, is being held with a $25,000 bail.

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Man Arrested After Hitting Wife With Chicken Wings: A husband in Florida was arrested for throwing chicken wings at his wife during a fight. When police arrived, Robert Francis Audette told police that, “the defendant and her had been arguing over the defendant having a ‘lover’”. The report states that “the defendant threw the wings at her, with some hitting her on her shoulder and under her chin.” Officers confirmed seeing chicken wing sauce on the victim’s face, neck and shoulder. Audette, who is 39 years old, was charged with assault and booked into the Sumter County Detention Center.