Pair Popped After Drugs Fall Out Of Fake Pregnancy Belly: A man and woman have been accused of trafficking more than 1,500 grams of cocaine through South Carolina when the drugs tumbled out of a fake pregnancy belly one of the alleged dealers was wearing. Cops’ suspicions arose after Anthony Miller and Cemeka Mitchem gave “conflicting information” on Mitchem’s due date during a traffic stop. Those suspicions were confirmed when the coke fell out of the decoy's belly as Mitchem began to run from the cops. Both were apprehended and Miller and Mitchem are currently facing drug-trafficking charges.
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Man Nabbed After Leading Cops On Chase With Giant Stolen Military Vehicle: A man in Maryland has been arrested after allegedly stealing a 10,000-pound military vehicle and leading cops on a chase. Michael D. Stevens II, 38 years old, reportedly swiped the privately owned 1986 923-A 5-ton military vehicle from a residence and drove it 20 miles to Baltimore, crashing into several cars along the way. Authorities tried to stop him by throwing down several stop-sticks but they weren’t able to stop the giant ride. After he was finally apprehended, the sheriff’s office confirmed Stevens had been released from custody just before stealing the vehicle. Stevens now faces motor vehicle theft charges, two counts of 1st-degree assault, two counts of second-degree assault, and failing to obey a lawful order. He's currently being held without bond.