Florida Man Popped After Stealing Sexy-Time Toys From Target: A man in Florida has been busted after leaving Target with a treasure trove of adult products that he didn’t pay for. Authorities say David Romero, 46, was trying to back out of a parking spot at the store when he was nabbed. To make matters worse, when they were getting him into the patrol car, a pink “pleasure item” fell out of his pants. Cops say Romero also pilfered several adult products by stuffing them into some shapewear and sneaking them through when he paid for groceries. Romero now faces one count of petit theft, four counts of larceny, and a charge of grand theft. He’s being held on a $3,000 bond.
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Looters Snatch Cash Register At Los Angeles McDonald's: A group of teenagers caused chaos at a Los Angeles McDonald’s this week when they were filmed storming into the fast-food chain and grabbing the entire cash register. Footage shows some of the looters leaping over the McD’s counter before one of them snatches the bulky machine. The crew then leaves the restaurant and slams the register to the ground as cohorts scramble to collect the money. One person who may have been among the looters was arrested for robbery. The search is on for the accomplices.