Utah Man Nabbed For Stealing Chicken Nuggets At Church: A man in Provo, Utah has been booked into the Utah County Jail after allegedly breaking into a church Saturday afternoon and cooking chicken nuggets that weren’t his. According to police, a bystander noticed Daniel Jason Coleman, 49, entering The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and “wandering through the neighborhoods in the area, looking into cars and backyards.” Officers eventually found Coleman “searching through cabinets inside of kitchen” and placing “a bag of frozen chicken nuggets back inside the fridge, and he removed 3-4 chicken nuggets from a microwave and was eating them,” according to the affidavit. The man was booked on a third-degree felony charge of burglary, according to the affidavit.
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Woman Suing Boston Eatery After Slipping On Prosciutto: A woman is suing a market after fracturing her ankle on their property. But what made her slip in the first place? Alice Cohen claims she was heading over to try a food sample at the restaurant/food market Eataly Boston last October when she slipped on a piece of prosciutto and fell, according to the lawsuit filed Friday. Cohen says she fractured her left ankle which caused her “bodily injuries, a loss of enjoyment of life, pain, and suffering, and incurred necessary medical expenses for medical care and attention.” The lawsuit goes on to say that the restaurant “had a duty to ensure that the surface of the floors were free from unnecessary dangers, a duty to use ordinary care to maintain the premises in a reasonably safe condition and a duty to warn of such dangerous conditions.” Cohen and her husband are seeking a jury trial and at least $50,000 in damages against Eataly.