Police in Colorado are searching for a suspected thief in a three-year-long panty-pilfering ring.
Investigators in Lakewood say a man has stolen roughly $30,000 worth of underwear from apartment laundry rooms. The suspect was identified from surveillance camera footage as 39-year-old Hugo Salazar Hernandez but has not yet been captured. Police secured a search warrant of his home and found more than 500 panties, bras and pieces of lingerie that had been collected over a three-year period. The victims are said to be at least 30 women and children between the ages of six and 69. There is now a nationwide warrant out for his arrest. (CBS News)
Scott's Thoughts and Dad Jokes:
- Three years of stealing underwear and still hasn't been caught? He's on quite a streak.
- Three years? This should have been a brief investigation.
- At least the underwear was probably clean when he took them.