Oh crap! Thereâs more doom and gloom coming in our future. This, from another TikTok âtime traveler.â According to @radianttimetraveler, who claims to be from 2671, hereâs whatâs coming in the next few months. So, watch your ass!Â
- February 17th â A 17-mile-wide tornado will hit Houston, Texas. Itâll be an F6 and âdestroy almost the entire cityâ
- March 28th â An âancient artifactâ will be discovered that âsends you to another universeâ when you touch itâŠoooohhhhhh!
- April 2nd â A 9.8-magnitude earthquake will happen, called âBig John,â on the San Andreas fault. This will result in a 750-foot-high Tsunami thatâll hit the California coastline
- May 15th â An alien known as âThe Championâ will land on Earth, and itâll take 10K people with it to another planetâŠone suitable for human life, weâre hoping, otherwise that would kind of suck
- May 27th â Civil War 2 will begin in the United States, Texas will secede from the rest of the country, and other states, like Florida, Alabama, South Carolina, and California will join them. Itâs not clear how Cali would fare, though, considering it just got itâs ass kicked by a 750-foot tsunami
- June 29th â 197 statues magically appear around the worldâŠone in each country. NOTE â the World Population Review says there are currently 193 countries in the world, so itâs not clear where those other four will be coming from between now and June. Anyway, if you touch one of these 300-foot statues, youâll have a â7% chance of getting a superpower and a 93% chance of exploding.â So, take your chances
- July 4th â An âalien mothership the size of Mercuryâ will appear, âand just sit there.â Theyâre the ones that placed those 300 statues, it seems, perhaps just to see a bunch of people explode
- August 15th â Guess whatâs hiding in the Rocky MountainsâŠDRAGONS! Cool, right? There are more than 2K of them, and they all âbreathe fire, speak English, and want to coexist with us.â Donât take them for granted and keep them as pets or put them in zoos, though. That would be rude (the time traveler didnât say thisâŠwe didâŠthatâs an important editorial note)Â
Good luck to us all!
Source: TikTok/@radianttimetravelerÂ