Our good friend, the “Radiant Time Traveler” on TikTok is at it again, with more predictions on the chaos and mayhem that will be heading our way later this year. Hold on to your butts, because it’s gonna get ugly.
- May 27 – “A second Civil War breaks out in the USA when Texas secedes from the rest of the country. Other countries take sides, beginning World War 3, and nuclear weapons are used”
- June 4 – “The first ever human-chimp hybrid is made” complete with fur, a tail, and it can speak to both monkeys and humans. There’s no word on how it fares as the Civil War thing plays out
- July 24 – “The Yellowstone volcano erupts,” covering almost all of the USA and Canada in ash…likely making that whole Civil War/monkey thing tougher to fight
- August 15 – “Dragons are discovered in the Rocky Mountains.” They fly, breathe fire, and speak…but we don’t know what language…however, we know it’s not “monkey” because the time traveler mentioned earlier that the chimps could speak to monkeys and humans…but there was no mention of “dragons.” It’s also worth noting that being able to tame a dragon would give one side of the Civil World War 3 thing a significant advantage if utilized properly
- September 15 – “The first ever hypercane hits the US East Coast,” with windspeeds exceeding 500mph.
Between the war, the volcano, and the hypercane, it wouldn’t be at all shocking if both the talking-people-chimps and the dragons teamed up, said screw it, and just left for more stable climates…but the time traveler didn’t get that far into their predictions. Maybe next time.
Source: TikTok/RadiantTimeTraveler