A Texas man who made headlines earlier this year when he was caught on surveillance camera taking items off the shelves of an antique store, placing them up his butt, and then putting them back on the shelf, has copped to a plea deal to stay out of jail.
60-year-old Mitchell Vest, who is 6-foot-6 and 250-pounds, proved that everything really is bigger in Texas by being able to fit all sorts of vintage items up his butt. He was seen at two different locations wearing a kilt, for easier access to his backdoor, and placing items into his butt and then returning them to the shelf. He accepted a plea deal in court last week that will put him on probation for 12 months and keep him out of jail. If he can stay out of trouble, and antique stores, his butt-ugly actions will be wiped from his record. (The Smoking Gun)