A Texas man unleashed the fury of his neighbors after going for a walk with his dog -- while stark naked.
The man, who's still strolling the streets of San Antonio, was detained after a number of his neighbors called 911 to report a problem. Authorities say the man was high on mushrooms, and officers gave the nude dude a courtesy ride home.
One of the locals who reported the pervy-looking pet lover laughed off the whole situation, saying “I thought, ‘How dare he walk his dog without a leash!’”" (KENS)